Getting a lot of applause, announcing military reforms and upgrades. It's a really good speech [of Donald Trump].

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!

Everything we've been taught about health, weight loss and aging is wrong.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don't want.

Being an American is about having the right to be who you are. Sometimes that doesn't happen.

They never taste who always drink.

I am in a key moment. I kind of understand that I have to use my work more completely without being ashamed.

Originality consists in trying to be like everybody else and failing.

The pain that we feel when we are making love with someone is that we know it will end. It's that paradoxical response of joy and suffering.

I found that when I was putting my own music out, with my Twitter feed as the pure marketing budget, I'm preaching to the choir.