Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

A lawyers performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers.

I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.

Discipline means choices. Every time you say yes to a goal or objective, you say no to many more.

SHE Is A Wonderful Romantic Poem With Billions of Lines. Even If I Could, I Wouldn't Finish Reading HER In My Entire Life....

Nature intends that, at fixed periods, men should succeed each other by the instrumentality of death. We shall never outwit Nature; we shall die as usual.

Terrorism is not an expression of rage. Terrorism is a political weapon. Remove a government's facade of infallibility, and you remove it's people's faith.

It's much easier to write a solemn book than a funny book. It's harder to make people laugh than it is to make them cry. People are always on the verge of tears.

They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

It is not because there is God that devotion has come; because there is devotion, there is God.

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

I do have height envy. I'm 5'1 and my sisters are giants so I do have height envy.

Actors have to stay ready and be ready. They need to adjust things in their life, whether it be hair, teeth, take the time to do that.