Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else."

We all approached doing a sequel with great trepidation and skepticism.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I'm playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

People would see me on a Nickelodeon commercial, and I would hear about it the next day in school

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

When you chase a dream, you learn about yourself. You learn your capabilities and limitations, and the value of hard work and persistence.

We live what we create. We create what we live.

Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use.

Entrepreneurs see what others can't, do what others won't, and accomplish what others dream.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

A person worth envying is a person who doesn't envy

I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me.

I'm standing here saying that those who miss the boat now, will miss it forever. So if you want to be in Africa, think about investing.

We need myths to get by. We need story; otherwise the tremendous randomness of experience overwhelms us. Story is what penetrates.