Getting money is not all a man's business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

One day, all your worries will set like the sun does and deserved happiness will come gushing like waves at the beach do. All you need to make sure is that your trips to beach never end.

A compassionate mind is very difficult to cultivate because compassion demands a sense of equality between all living beings.

I rant, therefore I am.

If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.

I'm bad at baking. I'm bad at letting go of things. I'm probably bad at reading.

If you would train your children rightly, train them in the way they should go and not in the way they would.

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.

I know that what I have done I can do again.

Don't apologize, justify or rationalize bad art or bad writing. If you do, you are part of it.

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.