Getting the first win is very important. I think that takes a lot of pressure off going forward.

My Nan had a plastic hip put in, but I thought she should have replaced it with a Slinky, 'cause if she fell down the stairs again.

If you want me to come and caddie for you full time, you've got to sit down and do some hard work and do some hard yards because that's what I expect.

When you're told as a caddie we need to take a break, you're fired.

Obviously I'm very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I've always backed myself. I'm a very confident sort of person.

The reality is that these cases are happening all the time. It's when they get out of control that you have a problem.

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

Just because you're a good caddie doesn't mean to say that you're the one that can put a player over the top. A good caddie doesn't necessarily help you've got to gel.

A headline last year, after the death of Saddam Hussein, read: 'Tyrant is hanged'. My auntie looked at the newspaper and sobbed, 'Who's going to present "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"'

a story is ready when it falls from your face

Being a part of SKECHERS is exciting. It is such a hip company with a great attitude and image.

Walking makes us take problems in our stride.

We are all part of the ecosystem.

Bobby Womack is always very real, both with his music and as a person.

We've more important studies than your fantasies and fears You know that rock's been perched up there for a hundred thousand years.

I've got a lot of different religious ideas circling through my family, but the positive thing is that I was raised with a lot of openness and compassion.

Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this.

When you've tried all the salves in the world and they don't work, you start thinking about fire

What did I do? I walked into a drugstore to look for some mints, and then I walked out. What was wrong with that? I didn't kill Mr. Nesbitt.