Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Our life is like a puzzle, success is spreading all around, who can find answers to puzzle, today they are successful.

Prudence keeps life safe but does not often make it happy.

It is only in times of great and grievous dullness that the believer regards prayer as a duty, and not as a privilege.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

The connection between the signifier and the signified is arbitrary.

Pardon is the virtue of victory.

When I write songs, I try to remove myself a little bit. Obviously they're very personal to me, but it feels easier if I feel like I'm writing characters.

Synchronicity holds the promise that if we will change within, the patterns in our outer life will change also.

You can be sure that most of the high positions in the country would be empty if one were admitted only after an examination as severe as the one we painters must pass.

You're always learning about this thing everytime you pick it up