Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be treated as a semiformal occasion.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Women are always true, even in the midst of their greatest falsities, because they are always influenced by some natural feeling.

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.

Revenge itself may indeed be the best revenge, but slaying one's enemy does not give back what they stole.

I started writing poetry and philosophy when I was 17 years old and my mind so was wild. Now I'm 56 and I often want to write like a child.

I know where nowhere is, I know where nowhere leads, it's the place you go when you have nothing left to lose but you.

Unless a man has been taught what to do with success after getting it the achievement of it must inevitably leave him a prey to boredom.

I work in an industry where everyone is flawlessly beautiful, but I just want to be healthy.

You don't need to go to the ends of the earth, you don't need to climb Everest to have a great adventure, it's invariably on our doorstep.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

BY the study of different RELIGIONS we find that in essence they are one.