Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?

Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.

Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.

Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

If you don't like vampire games, don't play

There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.

People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.

if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.

Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.

They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.

Beauty can be found in the most frightening of places. You just have to be open to the possibility that in truth, there's nothing to fear.

Don't try to tell me it's because I'm scared, because the truth is the only time I'm not terrified is when I'm with you.

You do not need to seek freedom in some distant land, for it exists within your own body, heart, mind, and soul.

Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas.

Nothing looks more foolish than tradition to those who have none.

If wrestling can be considered an art form, then [Ric Flair] is using oils, and the many others merely water colors.

Regardless of how badly you handled yesterday, today provides a fresh opportunity to do things right!

My name means freedom in Irish.

If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on 'Diagnosis: Murder.'

What valor were it, when a cur doth grin, for one to thrust his hand between his teeth, when he might spurn him with his foot away?