Giant agencies are wobbling like drunkards... the rest of you should be sharpening your knives.

Chaos is the only thing that honestly wants you to grow. The only friend who really helps you be creative.

I think the real risk comes in being willing to try to be authentic.

You're not useful to me until you've made three momentous mistakes.

Creativity is basically subversive. . . .

Software will never replace the Koran.

I was disoriented by the idea that men should ever leave the forest.

If you walk out on me, i'm not walking out after you.

A comedian is a fellow who finds other comedians too humorous to mention.

The women has her own battlefield with every child she brings into the world she fights a battle for the nation

Judge [Samuel] Alito should see criticism as a badge of honor worn by many past and present members of the Court.

I always think its easier for me to write without thinking about the strict meter that's required for songs and song structures and things like that. It's much easier to just write on the page.

You're not too fat. You're not too loud. You're not too smart. You're not unladylike. There is nothing wrong with you.

Changing behavior is less a matter of giving people analysis to influence their thoughts than helping them to see a truth to influence their feelings.

I think that in any group activity - whether it be business, sports, or family - there has to be leadership or it wont be successful.

If you don't vote, you're going to get a spanking.