Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.

Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

In my quest to search for knowledge, I know God, the source of knowledge.

Hell is a conspiracy, and the first requirement of a conspiracy is that it remain underground.

To reorganize society without God or King, by the systematic culture of Humanity.

Things that we have to really dare ourselves to do come quite naturally to others.

I think Sarah Michelle Gellar has done some brilliant work as Buffy.

Persons extremely reserved are like old enamelled watches, which had painted covers, that hindered your seeing what o'clock it was.

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seems to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets.

Cowards never win victories. We have to fight fear and troubles and ignorance if we expect them to flee before us.