Give a boy - ANY boy - enough time, and he WILL eventually pick his nose!

You must find the place inside yourself where nothing is impossible.

It's not that girls are delusional, per se. It's just that they have this subtle ability to warp actual circumstances into something different.

50 years from now we won't need as much human labour to do what manual workers do, so we should be able to take that extra productivity and put it to better use.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

I am very happy to be signing for the best team in the world and especially proud to be the first Portuguese player to join Manchester United.

None but the lark so shrill and clear; Now at heaven's gate she claps her wings, The morn not waking till she sings.

In our society, it's been the men who've handled most of the finances, and the women who've stood by and watched men botch things up.

‎This I know... That often when I sang, and drummed, and danced, I found my eternity.

Fellow citizens, why do you burn and scrape every stone to gather wealth and take so little care of your children to whom you must one day relinquish all?