Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The mirror reflect what it sees. So state of our waterbodies, shows our own nature.

The extra calories needed for one hour of intense mental effort would be completely met by eating one oyster cracker or one half of a salted peanut.

I like big casts. The experience of working together, that human contact - those are my roots, professionally.

Persisting through lesser difficulties builds your capacity to persist through greater difficulties, and achieve even greater things.

When your dreams becoming reality, they're no longer your dreams.

I wasn't scared; I was just somebody else, some stranger, and my whole life was a haunted life, the life of a ghost.

In 1994 I bought my first tour bus. I still own it and believe it or not it's still out on the road on my tour.

In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.

I'm watching my own daughter grow up. I see this overt sexual culture coming at her like a Mack truck. She's in seventh grade.

Men as a rule love with their eyes, woman with their ears.