Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

Music is energy. A mood, atmosphere. Feeling.

Great God, Great faith.

We must dare to be true to ourselves – to see ourselves as we really are.

In film, we sculpt time, we sculpt behavior and we sculpt light.

On and on eternally Shall your altered fluid run, Bud and bloom and go to seed; But your singing days are done

For whatever reason, various outlets and individuals are committed to making the world think that young girls don't talk or care about feminism anymore, that it's totally over. But it's not.

Never again shall a single story be told as though it were the only one.

I haven't left a mark on the world, but is that so bad? Considering how deeply the world has marked me?

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states unborn and accents yet unknown!