Give me enough ribbons to place on the tunics of my soldiers and I can conquer the world.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.

The reason most people fail instead of succeed is they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.

Victory is not always winning the battle...but rising every time you fall.

Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

Moses has revealed the existence of God to his nation. Jesus Christ to the Roman world, Muhammad to the old continent.

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

You become strong by defying defeat and by turning loss into gain and failure to success.

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly.

To have a right estimate of a man's character, we must see him in misfortune.

The purpose of religion is to keep the poor from killing the rich.

Who am I really? Am I still the same person if I'm not even technically a person anymore? Does being stronger make me different? Will it?

You cannot become what you already are.

Since when has bringing stolen money to churches for Pastor’s blessings become a Nigerian norm?

Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to get over stage fright.

The United States can tell you all about what's wrong with the British, to say nothing of the Russians.

When the creative mind is unleashed and understands its true nature, it's unlimited. There's nothing you cannot do.

I watch my favorite shows-The Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation-on Netflix to unwind. Actually, I eat most of my meals while watching Netflix. It's like my companion.

I start where the last man left off.

Objection is when I say: this doesn't suit me. Resistance is when I make sure that what doesn't suit me never happens again.