Give me good writing, and I'll play it all day.

Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

Friendship is not by force but by choice.You can never please everybody, he who aims to please everybody will end up pleasing nobody.

I might be a witness to those who didn't confident in themselves, but I will not be like them.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Gratitude exclaims, very properly, 'How good of God to give me this.'

I find a face beautiful, good looking, attractive, and all the terms you want to use, once I know them.

Although there are weapons for tens and hundreds of soldiers, they will not be used.

A default of the US government would not only be very harmful here, it would probably send the country back into deep recession, but it just might crash the international financial system.

When all else fails, give up and go to the library.

Occasionally he would very nearly swear.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done, / The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won