Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

The children almost broken by the world become the adults most likely to change it.

If only' repeated again and again in her head like a battering ram...'if only' could break your heart.

Lightwoods,” Magnus said. “They always have to have the last word.

The same people neglecting and hating are the ones going through issues in their own lives, and they're scared to face that.

Hope in gates, hope in spoons, hope in doors, hope in tables, no hope in daintiness and determination. Hope in dates.

It is not good to cross the bridge before you get to it.

Everyone experiences tough times, it is a measure of your determination and dedication how you deal with them and how you can come through them.

A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible.

Beware thoughts that come in the night.

As I always say, 'Not always right, but never in doubt.'