Give while your hands are warm

When someone makes you a priority it is Great! When you make yourself a priority it is Brilliant!~

The paths of glory lead but to the grave.

I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.

Never invest yourself in anything so deeply that its failure could cost you your happiness.

The profoundest facts in the earth's history prove that the oceans have always been oceans.

The mere absence of war is not peace.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Education is the single-most important civil rights issue that we face today.

It is no shame to lose to me, mortal. Even among mythical creatures there are very few who can give a unicorn a good game.