Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

If you have a spark of genius, kindle it until it becomes a flame.

What a great and happy place the world was! But you had to be big and grown-up before you could do just what you liked.

Babbage had most of this system sketched out by 1837, but the first true computer to use this programmable architecture didn’t appear for more than a hundred years.

Creationism, perhaps the most pernicious of the intellectual perversions now afflicting the American public.

I only record songs that touch me in some way, ones that I can relate to.

Shall Nature, erring from her first command, self-preservation, fall by her own hand?

The difference between the reason of man and the instinct of the beast is this, that the beast does but know, but the man knows that he knows.

One Direction's 3D movie has more shirtless moments than you can imagine

Don't you want me to kiss you goodbye, sweetie?" "Kiss a cow farm boy

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.