Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

There are degrees of freedom. Complete freedom isn't always good, nor is the lack of it always bad.

We all have the same 24/7. What we do with our time becomes our priority. Choose what you do with your time and do not lead a life by default

We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner drives, our interest and our attention to something besides ourselves.

The gladsome light of jurisprudence.

Even a child with normal feet was in love with the world after he had got a new pair of shoes.

Adolescence is the period of the decisive last battle fought before maturity. The ego must achieve independence, the old emotional ties must be cast off, the new ones created.

The foolish idea that my music can actually make a difference in someone's life - that right there is proof that it's working. It makes me feel great, it really does.

I change my thoughts, I change my world.

We show up. We do our best. Good things happen.

Using political tools to change social conditions won't work.