Give your choice a chance

Nobody was born a master

I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready.

I can always get through to-day very nicely. It's to-morrow I can't live through

We gave ourselves for lost men, and prepared for death. Yet we did lift up our hearts and voices to God above, who "showeth His wonders in the deep".

Cause I was stayin home when they was having fun. So please don't be surprised when they announce that I won.

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong.

Don't focus on being different, focus on being yourself - and your difference will naturally shine through!

Yes. The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

Seventy-five percent of all Americans believe that angels are real. Which is amazing when you consider that forty percent of all Americans think DNA evidence is unreliable.

A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.