Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Wake up so your dreams can become reality.

Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes.

There is no business like show business. There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well.

The longer it takes you to become successful, the harder it will be for somebody else to take it away from you.

I love the Broadway audiences, who relish live drama and don't hesitate to display their enthusiasm.

Not in opinion but in nature is law founded.

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

It is the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of kings is to search out a matter.

I think that people who can't believe in fairies aren't worth knowing.