Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life's not for carrying cases With a butler of your own

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Successful people don't have fewer problems. They have determined that nothing will stop them from going forward.

My dreams become reality.Your dreams become forgotten.I guess that's why we're different, I don't fit into the crowd.Whereas you're part of the flock.

I used to have a sister, but I never got to meet her because she died after two days, I think. So if I got a tattoo, it would probably have to be something to do with my sister.

It is a trick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed, or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

It's weird not to be weird.

See the sun! God's crest upon His azure shield, the Heavens.

Victory comes only after many struggles and countless defeats.

It is better to have no ideas than false ones.

Half the people in the world have never made a phone call... half.

Death, as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all, all shall die.