Glamour: the indefinable something about a girl with a big bosom.

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, ‘Oh Crap, She’s Up!

I am awake, I see the sun. I am going to give my gratitude to the sun and to everything and everyone because I am still alive. One more day to be myself.

He was a thinker, but also a man of action.

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

Whoever determines the truth from people alone will remain lost in the plains of bewilderment. Rather, know the truth, and you will know its people.

Those who cook up stories will get into hot water.

Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

The record in the Federal Court discloses that (the NCI) took sides and sought in every way to hinder, suppress and restrict...(a) treatment of cancer.

Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline.

A free culture is not a culture without property; it is not a culture in which artists don't get paid.