Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws.

There's a universe inside your head, constellations of the things you left unsaid.

Count your blessings not your flaws

What we ought to know we never be taught in the classroom.

I believe 100 percent in the power and importance of music.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both a lawyer and a politician.

The rational transparency and beauty of the universe are surely too remarkable to be treated as just happy accidents.

The woman's position in the world today is so much harder than a man's that it makes me choke every time I hear a man complain about anything.

Hell is not in torture; Hell is in an empty heart.

For there is a price ticket on everything that puts a whizz into life, and adventure follows the rule. It's distressing, but there you are.

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.