Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Significance is not determined by the amount of time on stage but by what you do with the time you get.

But you have to sacrifice yourself for YOURSELF, too.

No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.

In today's world, America's soft power is commonly thought to reside in the global popularity of Hollywood movies, Coca-Cola, McDonald's and Starbucks.

Is there ever any particular spot where one can put one's finger and say, "It all began that day, at such a time and such a place, with such an incident?

You cannot mix up sentiment and reason.

For many people, one of the most frustrating aspects of life is not being able to understand other people's behavior.

The opportunity for greater courage comes in the most ordinary of moments.

Count art by gold, and it fetters the feet it once winged.

I don't like expectations.