Global warming my gluteus maximus

Taigs don't pay rates.

The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.

I have no regret that someone openly identified with terrorist organisations and activities meets his death the same way.

Irish is a leprechaun language.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune

I was asked to design the tuxedo for Mr. Peanut. They're rebranding him. That was probably the most interesting request. I didn't spend a long time considering it.

Children don't heal as well.. they change.. they mutate with disaster and make accomodations.

All my favorite movies are American movies since I was a kid.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Why did death make life taste so much sweeter? Why could the heart love only what it could also lose?

I have always felt the basis of everything in life is sexual, and I will maintain that to my dying day

In a strange way, I expected Russia to become more like America since the Soviet Union collapsed, but the reverse is true. America has become more like Russia: a kleptocratic society.

A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.