Go ahead and be ordinary. Eccentricity is extraordinary.

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.'

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

Work on your craft, whatever your medium. Determination is your illusion headway toward reality.

As a writer: Aim toward becoming keen through a looking glass limn perspective on evoking pleasure of the senses with STRONG VERBS.

It is easy to find the problem. Knowing the difference between critique and criticism is the solution. Condition your rawhide for growth. (Either way).

If I were to complain about complainers. Am I a culprit comparable conveyor? Let go of the anger. It’s crimping my colossal contentment.

Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I’m humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

There's no point in knowing without enlightenment, yet edified insights arouse movement.

Experience is never at bargain price.

Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy the accumulating of facts far more than the pausing at times to reflect on those facts.

There has never been a great athlete who died not knowing what pain is.

Race, gender, religion, sexuality, we are all people and that's it. We're all people. We're all equal.

I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.

Disappointment tears the bearable film off life.

My act is based on my life.

In every single 'Tinker Bell' movie, I feel like there's a message that I'm proud to communicate with kids.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

All my old surfing injuries have kind of come back to haunt me.