Go, and never darken my towels again

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

All things being equal, why not be married to a rich man? (Somewhere, Hannah thinks, there must be a needlepoint pillow asking this very question in a cleverer way.)

At the foundation of moral thinking lie beliefs in statements the truth of which no further reason can be given.

...flames moved towards himand dropped within-singed and marred his tender skin ...(the frightful plight tale)

If Bush said just once: 'Boy. I hope you accept my apology as a country,' or showed some humanity.

I think it's interesting that the opposite of being active in yoga is not being passive. It's being receptive.

When we exist, death is not yet present, and when death is present, then we do not exist.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Real friendship is a slow grower.

America has not dictated to other nations. We have freed other nations from dictators.

When you want to be a good player in next years worldcup you wanna be in good shape to appear strong at the tournament.