Go on, ” he offered magnanimously. “Feel free to piss on yourselves andcower helplessly.”Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him.

Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression?

I already explained this. I don’t like you. True, I don’t like most people, but I especially dislike you. I could start my own religion based on how much I dislike you.

Izzy. Sweet, beautiful, but eternally strange Izzy.

Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.

See men for miles around give nature what she needs, rivers and rivers and rivers of it. You exhale with perfecthappiness. Nature turned you down in high school. Now you can come in her eye.

Oh, how desperately bored, in spite of their grim determination to have a Good Time, the majority of pleasure-seekers really are!

I am a member of that small, little group that covers - I'm a member of the White House correspondents association. I go to the White House every day.

Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

You go your way I'll go your way too

We always remember the courage of the people of Kargil! We want to make Kargil among India's most developed districts.

Shrink, shrink variation, to reduce the loss.

Nobody is ever sent to Hell: he or she insists on going there.

Perfect solutions of our difficulties are not to be looked for in an imperfect world.