Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

That’s literally one of those things where if I tell you I have to kill you. A witch’s wand is a powerful tool and could be disastrous if it fell into the wrong hands.

Ever notice "demon" in the word pandemonium?

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.

You've got to go down in order to feel better about yourself when you come up.

There is no excuse for a professional footballer not to be 100% fit.

It is not as important how we start (our past), but how we finish.

We're beating a lot of poor teams. So what? We won a lot of games last year, too. Will Horace and Bill still be playing at this level in the playoffs...Can Pip keep it up?

When the only form of cultural commentary Christians offer is moral condemnation, no wonder we come across to non-believers as angry and scolding.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.