Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

I lost my job, well I didn't lose it, I know where it is, there's just some other guy doing it now.

Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

I retired from acting the same time they stopped hiring me. But following my own thing of making these small indie movies has been the happiest I've ever been.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

I have a lot of repression. So repression is what I make movies about.

Nature is actually resilient, if we take care to just stop actively destroying it.

I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again.

A heap of bricks is not yet a house.

I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.

The less there is of fear, the less there is of danger.

A good deed here, a good deed there, a good thought here, a good comment there, all added up to my career in one way or another.

How do we identify ourselves, and how do we settle into other people's expectations for our identity?

The average person's idea of a great man, rather than one who serves, is of one who succeeds in getting himself served.