Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

The woods are full of long drivers.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.

Be yourself. Play within yourself. Play your own game.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

In my opinion, no young player can develop his or her game to its highest potential if he or she rides around the course in a golf cart.

Are you planning to get married?' She finally asked. 'Like to someone in particular?' He shrugged. 'Aren't most marriages to someone in particular?

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

When Christ ascended Triumphantly from star to star He left the gates of Heaven ajar.

A lot of poets too live on the margins of social acceptance, they certainly aren't in it for the money. William Blake - only his first book was legitimately published.

The whole government is a Ponzi scheme.

You shouldn't do that," said Laura. "You could set yourself on fire.

We will never obtain God's kind of marriage simply by going along with the crowd, doing what everybody else does. We have to dig deep into the heart of God to discover His principles.

From my perspective, God cannot be completely contained within nature, and therefore God's existence is outside of science's ability to really weigh in.

When we live our lives authentically, we discover our true place in the world for the first time.

Oh, gah, I’ve been slimed. (Jericho) It’s not slime. It’s a baby kiss. (Delphine) It's slime. (Zarek)