Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

My faith is the only thing that never fails me.

There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part of.

Gardening is a labour full of tranquility and satisfaction; natural and instructive, and as such contributes to the most serious contemplation, experience, health and longevity.

Each social formation, through each of its material activities, exerts its influence upon the civic whole; and each of its ideas and ideals wins also its place and power.

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

if you offer wisdom from a third party, it seems less arrogant and more acceptable.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothin' can touch you.

I stand for a strong state that safeguards freedom. I don't need to show muscle for that.