God, Bones, you must have argued yourself blue in the face.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

If people do not know the rules, they will continue making mistakes and the situation will only worsen

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.

So it is better to speak, remembering we were never meant to survive.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Jazz musicians are so comfortable. The reason they can't do what we do is because they're so comfortable doin' what they do.

Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.

I like stepping out of my comfort zone.

Today is the word for winners and tomorrow is the word for losers

Knowing God is your single greatest privilege as a Christian