God Said: Let there be light! I said: Say please.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

When it comes to books and friends, it is best to have only a few but all good ones.

Everything sacred begins with a circle of motion.

No wealth like education and no poverty like ignorance

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.

All human existence is a trick of light.

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

When you cut a half-a-trillion dollars from the defense budget, it affects almost every area in the defense budget.

For years I wanted to be older, and now I am.

Somehow, you realize you can kind of do anything in music. You don't have to be good at a certain thing; you can just do whatever you want.

War was never so careful as to inflict suffering only where it was merited.