God and I have a great relationship, but we both see other people.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We were so little when you took away all our sins.

Don't worry about what other people think. Do what makes you happy. Do whatever it takes to make the people in your life happy. Court joy as if it were the air that you needed to breath[e].

We were revisionists

The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

For my own personal growth I had to set out on my own.

I want to bulk up. I'm a skinny guy.

Trace Adkins doesn't talk too much, but when he does he's got great stories. He's lived a great life.

You look down when you talk to a headstone! When you talk to a live person, you look up! I'm still alive! So treat me like it! Look at me!

There is a more excellent way, of love and nonviolent protest.

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.