God and other artists are always a little obscure.....

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The immature think that knowledge and action are different, but the wise see them as the same.

It was a beautiful lie that they had all been telling themselves—that you could have magic without monsters.

As Haw prepared to leave, he started to feel more alive, knowing that he was finally able to laugh at himself, let go and move on.

Your volume speaks volumes. Be aware of your dynamics, your tones as well as the loudness and softness of your voice on the phone and in person.

When one paints an ideal, one does not need to limit one's imagination.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.

I was never out of my Bible.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

I think marriage is ghastly.