God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night.

The sight of such aching beauty would infuse his soul with pain.

Religion, culture, education are all things that sound wonderful in theory. In practice, however, they are not so wonderful.

People who have wellbeing and feel fulfilled, need far less than people who feel unfulfilled, who always seem to need more." By Rethinking Your Mindset you can create SWIFT sustainable success.

You think, you don't just speak. The lines come off the thoughts.

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

I got into radio when I was eight, and I was one of the busiest child dramatic actors in America.

Not only do you have to trust the definite, you must also trust the uncertainty.

The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did!

Now, through the catalytic interaction with technology, the human species is getting set to redefine itself.