God bless all the little children in the world.

Be nice to each other. You can make a whole day a different day for everybody.

It's wonderful to win, but don't get cocky about it!

If I never do another thing, I've met the good sweet people of the world.

I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children.

There were people I know that got upset that I kiss people. I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me.

I've had the most incredible luck in my career.

Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.

I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.

I never dreamed I would have a job in which so many people could touch me and I could touch them.

About 30 million people see me every week - I'm a happy man.

Life is about peeking through the veil of forgetfulness. What is hidden awakens the joy of revealing it.

What began with exuberance and passion always ended with terse accusations and hateful words, with rage and weeping fits.

Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.

He who conquers others is strong he who conquers himself is mighty.

I know there will be spring as surely as the birds know it when they see above the snow two tiny quivering green leaves. Spring cannot fail us.

God is waiting to be gracious, and is willing to make us happy in religion, if we would not run away from him. We refuse to open the window shutters, and complain that it is dark.

Those who invest only to get rich will fail. Those who invest to help others will probably succeed.

Lots of medications work for a month, or a year, and then stop working.

For, just as it has been said that there is no half-way house between Rome and Reason, so it may be said that there is no half-way house between State Socialism and Anarchism.

Demonstrate talent, said Grandmother often to me, and you will still be loved by a husband when beauty has faded.