God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Do what is right because it is right.

The conquest of the earth is not a pretty thing.

I must have seen more sunrises than any other actress in the history of Hollywood.

I began my career in Los Angeles and started working fairly quickly.

Eyes open wide, looking at the heavens with a tear in my eye.

Poetry is a big space and I love it.

There are many exceptions, but New York is a great place to start a career.

Progress equals happiness.

Most secrets should never be told, but especially those that are more menacing to the listener than to the teller.

There really is nothing I ever had access to that I didn't appreciate.