God created men to test the souls of women.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Many people do not understand why they cannot do well in their lives, even with a lot of training, using short- term and long term plans and most importantly having a huge potential

It's a special form of scholarly neurosis, ´ said Camel. 'He's no longer able to distinguish between life and literature.´

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

The less men think, the more they talk.

I've got about eight pairs of shoes, and that's it.

No one makes a revolution by himself.

Will capitalist economies operate at full employment in the absence of routine intervention? Certainly not.

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.

Time needs another minute.

The power of making war often prevents it, and in our case would give efficacy to our desire of peace.