...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since.

Dreamers are mocked as impractical. The truth is they are the most practical, as their innovations lead to progress and a better way of life for all of us.

So close to the powers of evil she must have lived that she still breathed more freely in their air.

I'm not really keen on comebacks. Eurythmics was an incredible thing. When I look back on that work, I feel very satisfied with it.

Believing in fate produces fate. Believing in freedom will create infinite possibilities.

Fame has also this great drawback, that if we pursue it, we must direct our lives so as to please the fancy of men.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

One of the first production deals I signed, the guy wanted my name to be Minaj and I fought him tooth and nail. But he convinced me. I've always hated it.

A dollar is not worth as much as you think it is. Your honesty is worth much more.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

I like to keep myself wrapped in layers of sleep and wait for the geraniums.