God defend me from being an honest man according to the description which every day I see made by each man to his own glorification

The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them... Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness.

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

Mothman flew away from town, like a giant bat, and then disappeared from sight behind a thicket of skeletal autumn trees.

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.

When ghettos become the mainstream of society, islands of individuality cannot help but harbor an elite.

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

Admittedly, scientific authority is not distributed evenly throughout the body of scientists; some distinguished members of the profession predominate over others of a more junior standing.

Love is the only freedom from attachment. When you love everything, you are attached to nothing.

Leave this world a little better than you found it.

Unknown customer, unstated need - that is bleeding edge of innovation!

History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time.