God deliver me from my friends! I'll take care of my enemies myself.

Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must.

Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth.

We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but by God, they frighten me.

All the business of war, and indeed all the business of life, is to endeavour to find out what you don't know by what you do; that's what I called 'guess what was at the other side of the hill'.

The hardest thing of all for a soldier is to retreat.

Educate men without religion and you make them clever devils.

An extraordinary affair. I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.

The British soldiers are fellows who have all enlisted for drink. That is the plain fact - they have all enlisted for drink.

Whatever ‘I AM, ’ you are! You are, I AM, not me you see, but you are ‘I AM’ is what will be!”Deetkatu, See the Little People…An Enchanting Adventure

Do you want it bad enough to get over being hurt?

Is life worth living? Aye with the best of us Heights of us depths of us- Life is the test of us!

If everybody is happy, then something is wrong with the democratic process.

I have used mass surveillance to target people, so I do know how it works.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

It has a sound and rational circulating medium, a real and definite representative of wealth.

You can change your life, because you have an unlimited ability to think and talk about what you love, and so you have an unlimited ability to bring everything good in life to you.

One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height of stupidity.

I always check in the mirror to make sure nothing is see-through.