God does so love to make a man break a promise.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not to impart his own opinions, but to kindle minds.

I play disturbed people a lot, but always with a bit of distance or tongue-in-cheek. Most of the villains I play are essentially harmless.

I don't know if I have a favorite color.

he was coming to understand he could not come to rectify anything in his life, only forget.

Life is a series of tests; but if you pass your tests, you look back upon them as good experiences.

People have to decide on priorities if they want to get anywhere. The best lessons I learned was to just do it.

Fireside happiness, to hours of ease Blest with that charm, the certainty to please.

I would say I'm pro-choice only because I don't feel that it's right that anybody in this world puts restrictions on anyone.

Behind every erotic condemnation there's a burning hypocrite.

Existence was really very simple when you did what you were told.