God gives each his due at the time allotted.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.

Better a serpent than a stepmother!

Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Tragedy isn't getting something or failure to get it; it's losing something you already have. Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends.

Silence and chaste reserve is woman's genuine praise, and to remain quiet within the house.

Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself.

After fifty most of the bullshit is gone.

No matter what you’ve been through, no matter what others might have thought about you...you are who God says you are. You are talented, you are a success, and you are an overcomer!

You all have by you a large treasure of divine knowledge, in that you have the Bible in your hands; therefore be not contented in possessing but little of this treasure.

I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really just checking your vitals for weak spots.

As a teenager I was clinically depressed. Although I had lots of friends, I found those years very difficult.

Life is a glorious banquet, a limitless and delicious buffet.

I always knew I'd accomplish something very special - like robbing a bank perhaps.

Most of my fans are too sensitive. I’m a cruel and cold and hard person. I’ve been abused in every way you can imagine. Save your tears. I lost my sensitivity. You embarrass me when you cry.

Magic clubs have as much to do with magic as country clubs have with being in the country.