God grant ... that he may learn to understand in time, that whoso is minded to do as he himself wills will soon enough see the day when he will find he has done that which he had never willed.

Each book holds an experience and an adven

Pocket all your knowledge with your watch and never pull it out in company unless desired.

Make mistakes; it's what you do about them that counts.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

I know people look at me and try to make conclusions about me immediately, based on the obvious, let's say.

My illness is excruciating and difficult to cope with. It takes over your entire life and causes more suffering than I can describe.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.

In a sense, terrorism blossomed in the advent of television. Television promotes terrorism in religion and in politics.

If a man, sitting all alone, cannot dream strange things, and make them look like truth, he need never try to write romances.

The light of love sees no walls.