God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Sometimes you meet people who teach you what kind of person you do not want to be in your life.

A daisy blooming in a desert is worth more than a rose blossoming in a rainforest.

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

Elle MacPherson is absolutely amazing; she is just so beautiful.

What I really want to do is to write a hilarious farce.

you just can't wait to get out of your head, can you?" "if you were in here you might want that too.

Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.

Love, always love. Perhaps that’s what we’re all looking for.

Movies are not about moving, but about whether to move.

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.