God has paid us the intolerable compliment of loving us, in the deepest, most tragic, most inexorable sense.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The hardest things to write are often the best things to read. And the most deserving to be written.

Batman was human. He had no powers. He stood next to Gods and said, "I handle my city.

God intended women to be outside as well as men, and they do not know what they are missing when they stay cooped up in the house.

What has passed is already finished with. What I find more interesting is what is still to come.

I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.

The Infinite Way is not a message, it is an experience.

The Faculty of Technology of Tohoku University is renowned for its tradition of practical studies.

If you look at football over the last 50 years there has been a gradual decrease in goals, you don't see too many 10-nils these days, but two, three or four goals per game is a good spectacle.

Jack Del Rio and myself are very similar except he's really good looking and was a great player. Other than that, we're very similar.

If death is the absence of life, then death's death is life.