God help us if we cannot sacrifice our percentages and our programs when He has called us to sacrifice our lives.

Absolute power doesn't corrupt, but rather, reveals character.

Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-ha

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

It's not our mistakes that define us. It's the lessons we learn that show our true character.

A New York doctor has finished a five year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.

To find a script that works with provocative ideas is hard to find.

Whatever 'in love' means.

We are drawn to Twitter the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.

It is a nuisance that knowledge can only be acquired by hard work.

I come from a culture that has refined the art of the dirge to a sublime level.